Father's Day... फादर्स डे...

शाम को मम्मी का फ़ोन आया कि आज फादर्स डे है और तुमने पापा को विश भी नही किया|भूल गये या बहुत बिजी हो गये?कुछ देर तो समझ ही नहीं आया कि क्या बोला जाये|ऐसा नही कि मुझे पता नही था,सुबह से दो चार पोस्ट भी चिपका चुका था,इधर उधर से चुरा के|पर ये नही समझ पाया कि पापा को कैसे ‘हैप्पी फादर्स डे’ बोला जाये|

संभ्रांत लोगों की तरह चाहिए था,कि पापा को सुबह उठ के विश किया जाए,अगर घर से दूर है, तो कूरियर से फूलों का एक गुलदस्ता भेजा जाये,और अब तो बाज़ार भी हमारे साथ है,किसी भी ऑनलाइन शॉपिंग साईट से कोई बढ़िया सा ‘फादर्स डे स्पेशल’ गिफ्ट भेजा जाये|उनको दस-पंद्रह इमोशनल लाइन्स बोली जाएँ,और उनके साथ की अपनी कोई फोटो तुरंत फेसबुक और ट्विटर पे पोस्ट की जाए|

पर हमदेसी लोगों के साथ सबसे बड़ी दिक्कत ये भी है,कि कभी प्यार जताना ही नही आता|हम उन गंवारों और uncivilized टाइप लोगों में से हैं जिन्होंने आजतक कभी लव यू माँ,लव यू डैडी ,सॉरी,थैंक यू, नही बोला, |पता नहीं,क्योंकि शायद कभी जरुरत ही नही पड़ी|हमारी जरुरत और शौक की जो भी चीजें थी,कॉमिक्स,साइकिल,टॉफी,कम्पट,lollypop हमें थोड़ा सा कुनमुनाने और मुँह बनाने से ही मिल जाती थी और शरारत करने पर उनकी 100 km/hr की स्पीड से फेंकी हुई चप्पल ही उनका प्यार दिखाने का तरीका था|

आज भी फ़ोन पे बातचीत पे कभी hi डैड,हेल्लो डैडी नहीं होता,बस हमारा ‘नमस्ते पापा’ और उनका ‘जीते रहो’ होता है|फिर कुछ देर में खाना खाया,क्या खाया के बाद अच्छे से रहो,बढ़िया से आगे बढ़ो,खूब ख़ुशी रहो पे खत्म हो जाता है|कभी कोई बात ही नहीं होती,2 मिनट से ज्यादा|पिता माँ नही हो सकते,जता नही सकते,पर घर आने की डेट बताने पे दो महीने पहले से ही दिन गिनना शुरू कर देते हैं|और जानते हुए भी अनेकों बार पूछते रहते हैं,”आज 21 हो गयी है,बस १६ दिन और हैं,कित्ते बजे ट्रेन है,हाँ हाँ पहुँच जायेंगे स्टेशन,”बस इतना कह के ही फ़ोन मम्मी को पकड़ा के बाहर निकल जाते हैं|

इस बाजारवाद के आने से पहले ये मदर डे,फादर डे नही हुआ करता था,तब जिंदगी कितनी सिंपल थी|शायद वो हमारे साथ चलने के लिए ये नए-नए ‘डेज’ सेलिब्रेट करना चाहते हैं और हम उस छोटे बच्चे से हो जाना चाहते हैं जहाँ ‘लव’ शब्द बोलते हुए शर्म और झिझक होती है, और सोचते हैं कि काश घर पर होते तो बताने से ज्यादा जताना शायद ज्यादा आसान होता|

I'm in Auto, Mom! :)

एक लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रैंड के साथ पार्क में बैठी थी तभी अचानक उसकी मां का फोन आ गया

मां- कहां हो बेटा, कितनी देर में घर आ रहे हो।

बेटी- मां मेरा ऑटो खराब हो गया है, देर लग जाएगी (माहौल को जीवंत करने के लिए लड़की का प्रेमी मुंह से ऑटो की आवाज निकालने लगा) ।

मां- बेटी तेरा ऑटो कुछ ज्यादा ही खराब हो गया लगता है, घर ले आ, पापा ठोक-ठाक कर ठीक कर देंगे।

बेटीः अरे मां मैं सच में ऑटो में ही हूं।

मां- जानती हूं बेटी, तेरी उम्र में मैं भी कई ऑटो में बैठी हूं..।।

Killing English :)

1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

3. once Hindi teacher said...." I'm going out of the world to America.."

4. "..DON 'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this" Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLD ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. teacher to students:don 't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer

19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl.

:-D

Kolaveri IT Version :)

Kolaveri IT Version :)

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
... My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di

Laloo sent his BioData 2 Bill Gates

Laloo sent his BioData 2 Bill Gates:

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

'शीला की जवानी' गीत का भावार्थ' - I know you want it But you never gonna get it

प्रस्तुत उत्तेजक गीत हिन्दी फिल्म जगत के नवीनतम रत्न 'तीस मार खान' से लिया गया है. यह गाना नायिका के संगमरमर जैसे शरीर से आकर्षित होने वाले लंगोट के ढीले पुरुषों पर नायिका की अपमानजनक प्रतिक्रया को व्यक्त करता है. नायिका उन्हें सीधे और कटु शब्दों में बताना चाहती है कि शीशे के पीछे रसगुल्ले की ख्वाहिश करना एक बात है और उसे चखना दूसरी बात!

I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani

गाने की शुरुआत नायिका के ईमानदारीपूर्ण वक्तव्य से होती है. वो जानती है कि इन मर्दों को उसकी भावनाओं, दिल और प्रेम से कोई सरोकार नहीं. वो तो बस एक ही चीज चाहते हैं. पर वो उन्हें मिलने वाली नहीं. उन्हें मुंह में भर आये पानी से ही अपनी प्यास बुझानी होगी. दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण, परन्तु सत्य.

Hey hey, I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
yeh saari Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun

नायिका पुनः दर्जनों पुरुषों में उसके प्रति जगी वासना पर प्रकाश डालती है. वो अपने आस-पास मंडराते छिछोरों को बताती है कि उनकी दाल नहीं गलने वाली. पर साथ ही यहाँ नायिका के व्यक्तित्व का एक और पक्ष उजागर होता है.सौंदर्य से जागृत अहंकार का पक्ष. वो अपनी सुन्दरता से इतनी प्रभावित है कि उसे किसी पुरुष की ज़रुरत नहीं. वो अपने अन्दर की स्त्री के लिए खुद
ही पुरुष बन जाना चाहती है. अब इसे अहंकार की पराकाष्ठा कहें या आत्म-प्रेम की मादकता!

what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

अब नायिका अपना परिचय देती है. अपना नाम बताती है. और नाम भी ऐसा जो बूढ़ी नसों के लिए वायाग्रा का काम करे. उनमें यौवन का झंझावात ला दे.नाम बताने के साथ वो यह भी बताती है कि वो बहुत ही ज़्यादा सेक्सी है.अपने मुंह मियाँ मिट्ठू. पर इस आत्म-प्रशंसा में भी अहंकार की सुगंध है.वो खुद को इतना ज़्यादा सेक्सी बताती है कि वो सबकी पहुँच से बाहर है.
एक ऐसे चन्द्रमा की तरह जिसकी चांदनी तो सबको उपलब्ध है, पर उस चाँद को छूकर उसे महसूस करना किसी के बस की नहीं. यहाँ यह सिद्ध होता है है कि नायिका सौंदर्य की साधक ही नहीं, बल्कि अहंकार से भरी चुड़ैल भी है.

Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on


अब नायिका सीधे शब्दों में चुनौती देती है. एक ऐसी चुनौती जो शायद मर्दों में शराब के बिना भी साहस ला दे.


Silly silly silly silly boys
O o o you're so silly
Mujhe bolo bolo karte hain
O o oHaan jab unki taraf dekhun,
baatein haule haule karte hain
Hai magar, beasar mujh par har paintra

अब नायिका उनका उपहास करती है. उन्हें मूर्ख कहकर पुकारती है. उन्हें ज़लील करती है. वो मर्द नायिका के बारे में गुप-चुप बातें कर सकते हैं,पर उसके सामने जुबां नहीं खोल पाते. वासना और कायरता का ये अद्भुत संगम है.

Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe megapan ke
teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
SheelaSheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

यहाँ आखिरकार वासना से मदहोश मर्द कुछ बोलने की हिम्मत जुटाते हैं. वो धीमे स्वर में अपनी इच्छा ज़ाहिर करते हैं. वो बोलते हैं कि नायिका का फिसलता बदन उनके बंजर दिलों में प्रेम का अंकुर ला रहा है. मानो नायिका को उनकी असली इच्छा का पता ही नहीं. इसलिए वह उन्हें फिर से याद दिलाती है कि दिन में सपने देखना छोड़ दें.

यह ख़ूबसूरत गीत आज ही नहीं, सदियों से चला आ रही नर और नारी की मानसिकता को उजागर करता है. नारी हज़ारों घंटे श्रृंगार और व्यायाम में बिताकर इस लायक दिखती है कि मर्द उस पर गिद्ध जैसी नज़रें डालें. पर जब वो नज़रें डालते हैं तो नायिका उन्हें चूजा सिद्ध कर देती है. नर भी कम नहीं. वो नारी के शारीरिक आकर्षण के सामने आपा खो बैठते हैं. जब वासना शिखर पर
होती है तो साहस लुकाछिपी खेल रहा होता है. अब ऐसे में मिलन हो तो कैसे हो? इसी सवाल के साथ यह गीत श्रोताओं और दर्शकों के मन में एक कसक छोड़ जाता है.

Rajinikanth @ The last laugh

As Rajinikanth’s latest film hits theatres, the actor’s super-human abilities are doing the rounds again.

• Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
• Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@ rajinikanth.com
• Rajinikanth can drown a fish
• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
• Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
• Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
• Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
• Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
• Rajinikanth can divide by zero
• Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
• Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
• When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
• Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin

AATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU - Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!!


ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT : This is too good

Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam

WHAT A PARTY!

Four Friends at Party:

After drinks one of the man had to use the restroom. Remaining talked about there kids.

First: My son started working at  company. Now he is the president of company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes  for his birthday.

Second: MY son started working in big airline, then became partner in the company. He is so rich he gave his best friend a brand  new jet for his birthday.

Third:  My son become an engineer and is now a  multimillionaire. He gave best 30,000sq ft mansion.

Just as the Fourth  man returned from the restaurant n asked : What discussion going?

one of them said:  We were talking success of our sons. What about your son?

Fourth: My son is a GAY n makes living dancing as a stripier at a night club.

Third: What a shame...!!

Fourth Man: No I'm  not ashamed. He is my son n i love him and he has not done too bad either. His birthday  was two weeks ago, and he received beautiful 30,000 sq ft  mansion, brand new jet and Mercedes from  his 3 boyfriends... ;-)

Mummy, Papa Toh Khoob Hi Kamaat Hain Mehangai Dayian Khaye Jaat Hai | A quick story of my weekend… Movie followed by Shopping

Well, I’m gonna describe the quick story of my last weekend…
On Saturday I woke up at 7 am, I was wondering that my mobile showing me correct time. Its very rare for me on weekend!

‘Nitin, can we go for INCEPTION today, I heard a lot about it’, my mate said who was in sleepy mood.
‘Even, I’ve seen IMDB profile. I found its good movie’ I said.
‘Can you arrange ticket at the moment’ Mate said.
‘Ok I’ll… I started Firefox Mozilla; and the tabs counting with PVR, BigCinemas, DT, JAM… I had found some good options nearby my place’

‘Is it in Hindi?’ my mate said.
‘No, Hindi version only in Delhi, I can only go for morning show and Gurgaon only, because later on have some work there’ I said.
‘OK, that fine’ mate said.

We gone for that movie, I loved the sync situation of last part of movie. I only can say amazing thought, concept, movie…
We came out from Audi no 3, my mate just saw an Ad Board. It was showing SALE UPTO 60% @ Reliance Trends.
‘Can we go? It’s just down the floor’, my mate said.
‘Ok’ I said.

We entered the show room. We found some good stuff on heavily discounted rate. We selected some good tees and jeans and made trial room busy.
Suddenly, I found my cell on vibrate, that rang with AR Rahaman composed ring tone that I used in my phone general profile.

‘Hello, Mummy, How are you and all doing there?’ I said.
‘Good’, my mother said.
‘I started (as I called her rather than), Mom, I’m in R Trend, told her about the sale only (I skipped the movie part). Do you wanna something? I get bought to you from here.
My mother started with blah blah blah… we’re happy with here market only.
‘Mummy, Papa Toh Khoob Hi Kamaat Hain Mehangai Dayian Khaye Jaat Hai’, I passed a comment slightly.

‘I know from where you composed it, OK, if you wanna get something for Nikhil (my younger bro), It would be great.’ My mother said.

‘OK, how is the Nikhil’s exam going’ I said.
‘It’s already been over, 1 month back’, my mother said with different frequency.

(Oh shit, why I am not been connected with my bro; I talked to my self only. And I indicate my mate togo new stall as still I was busy over phone)

‘I know, Mom, I meant… when the result and new semester will start.’ I said.
‘Next month’, my mother said.
After it my mom, turned to a new topic, ‘Have you talked to your Jijaji ? blah blah blah..’ My mother said.
‘Yes, I did. Even they called me about new vision of mobile PC suits’ I said.
‘OK OK, can we discuss these topics in evening? Do you know where I’m? I’m missing some beautiful crowd around me. Ok bye’, I said.
I hang up the phone.

After couple of minutes, we’re done with our shopping. We made the payment at counter.
‘Do you have Reliance card for some extra benefits and reward points?’ man at counter said.
‘NO’, my mate said.
‘Can you go down stairs; there is our customer service centre. They will help you to make this card’, man at counter said.
‘OK’, my mate said.

We went to down stairs. ‘What the hell am I doing here?’ I said.
I was feeling very embarrassing as I saw Lingerie items all where through out that gallery. It was the place for woman collection only, actually. My mates indicated and show me customer care help desk counter.

‘We need a Reliance card for rewards points’, my mate said.
‘You’ll need to fill this form to get temporary card at the moment. After three months Reliance will send you a plastic card, just like your credit card.’ Agent said.
‘What will be benefits after having this card?’ I asked and rotate my eyes around, finally I found a guy who convinced her girlfriend to get some economical stuff. Meanwhile I got a thought, what would be happen if somehow my mother saw me here?

‘If you spent 100 Rs. then you will earn 70p.’ Agent said.
‘OK’, I came out from dream and I said.
We filled that forms, come back to home…

Laugh Time...

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

6. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

7. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

8. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.

10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'
We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife's my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..

And you say you have family problems...

The Indian fainted...

GOOGLE God Tumhe Shat Shat Pranaam :)

Its our duty to thank GOD (GOOGLE ORIENTED DEVELOPMENT) for being with us throughout the year during development... So lets start this year with an aarti of GOD...

Lohri Song with English Translation | Happy Lohari Ji!

Lohri Song For You:
Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!

English Translation:
(Hope Enjoy this one too)
Beautiful girl
Who will think about you
He is dulla bhatti Dulla's daughter got married
He gave 1 kg sugar!
The girl is wearing a red suit!
But her shawl is torn!
Who will stitch her shawl?!
The uncle made choori!
The landlords looted it!
Landlords are beaten up!
Lots of innocent boys came
One innocent boy got left behind
The police arrested him!
The policeman hit him with a brick!
Cry or howl!
Give us lohri ..long live your couple!
Whether you cry, or bang your head later!

Chatur’s speech from 3 idiots

Aall Izz Well !Enjoy...

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai..


Sloke.....

Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..
sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!

Mere bhai chor do nasha....

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aaya aur bola "mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"

Cheetay ne ak lamha socha phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola, "haathi mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.

Haathi bola, "are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?"

Sher bola, "yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumata raha".

:):):):):)

If Pandavas Were on Facebook ....Mahabharat Type :)

Eyes vs Woman

Do you know the relation between two eyes?

1. They never see each other........ ... BUT
2. They blinks together.
3. They move together.
4. They cry together.
5. They see things together.
6. They sleep together.

They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:

Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!

FAQ's of Love | Case of Love

Source: http://nitinkblog.blogspot.com/

प्यार कहाँ किसी का पूरा होता है,

इसका तो पहला शब्द ही अधूरा होता है.. !!

...............ISKA JAWAB...............

माना की प्यार का पहला अक्षर अधूरा है,

लेकिन 'प' को निकल दो तो यार रह जाता है

और आप जैसा यार हो

तो ज़िंदगी से भी प्यार हो जाता


........REMEMBER ALWAYS………..


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मिल जाएंगे हम जैसे बहुत ,,, पर हम न मिलेंगे.

.......NOW ENJOY...........

उन्हें भूलने की कोशिश की मैंने,

दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना...

वो हमारे दर्द की फरियाद सुने न सुने,

अपना तो फ़र्ज़ है उन्हें yaad करते रहना

Funny World...

Always live in a funny world because pizza reaches home faster than the ambulance…