Sunday, August 26, 2012

Nobody remembers the man who ever came second!

Who was the first man on the Moon?
Neil Armstrong, sir
Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong. We all know it
Who was the second?
Don't waste your time. It's not important
Nobody remembers the man who ever came second!!

RIP Neil Armstrong! The first moon man!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Lines on Satyamev Jayate!

चिंगारी इतनी भड़काओ की वह आग बन जाये,
जो एक एक बूँद मिले तो सैलाब बन जाए !

जुल्म की दीवार, अकेले मुश्किल है तोडनी
मुट्ठियाँ अगर मिल जाये तो फौलाद बन जाये !

अंधेरों की हुकूमत अब तोडनी ही पड़ेगी,
अब हर चिराग उठे, और आफताब बन जाये !

अकेला चला है वो, आओ दुआ दें, काफिला बना दें,
"आमिर" की कोशिश, सर उठा के इंक़लाब बन जाये !!

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

“Why We Shout In Anger”

“Why We Shout In Anger” A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled ‘n asked. ‘Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?’ Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout.’ ‘But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.’ asked the saint Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.

Finally the saint explained, . ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.

What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small…’ The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper ‘n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other ‘n that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

He looked at his disciples ‘n said. ‘So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.’

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Paan Singh Coder on Fire! :)

Paan Singh Coder on Fire! :)

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I'm in Auto, Mom! :)

एक लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रैंड के साथ पार्क में बैठी थी तभी अचानक उसकी मां का फोन आ गया

मां- कहां हो बेटा, कितनी देर में घर आ रहे हो।

बेटी- मां मेरा ऑटो खराब हो गया है, देर लग जाएगी (माहौल को जीवंत करने के लिए लड़की का प्रेमी मुंह से ऑटो की आवाज निकालने लगा) ।

मां- बेटी तेरा ऑटो कुछ ज्यादा ही खराब हो गया लगता है, घर ले आ, पापा ठोक-ठाक कर ठीक कर देंगे।

बेटीः अरे मां मैं सच में ऑटो में ही हूं।

मां- जानती हूं बेटी, तेरी उम्र में मैं भी कई ऑटो में बैठी हूं..।।

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Happy Akshaya Tritiya!

Happy Akshaya Tritiya! Its saying, if u buy Gold this day, it comes with good fortune, profit n prosperity! Well, i have downloaded some Gold and Jewellery from internet :)

It is also an auspicious day of the birthday of Lord Parasurama who is the sixth incarnation of Lord Vishnu.

Got lots of email/sms/call from bank and business, just wanna show them :P

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

PI (3.14) Day! Happy Birthday Albert Einstein | 10 Interesting Albert Einstein Facts

Albert Einstein is a German born who brought loads of changes on our planet. His theory of Relativity has opened new gates of new modern invention and those have changed our perception about the universe. On the following list, we are going to dig little deeper about the “who is” of Albert Einstein.

This is top 10 Albert Einstein facts

1. Fact 1
Albert Einstein is not only a bold theoretical physicist but also one of the most influential one. In 1999, Time magazine awarded Albert Einstein as the Person of the Century. He is Nobel Prize holder too.

2. Fact 2
Although many of us believe Albert Einstein early life was having speech difficulty, the well-known belief is disputed by the Albert Einstein Archives himself.

3. Fact 3
Albert Einstein was born in 14 March 1879. Shortly after Pauline Einstein, Einstein’s mother, saw her new baby, she was thinking Einstein was having abnormal head size. She was worry his baby would have serious health problem.

4. Fact 4
During his healthy live, Albert loves to walk down the road. He said he walks to find new relaxation and time to think new way to solve a mystery from different perception

5. Fact 5
Albert Einstein loved to play violin. His talent to play and enjoy music came from his mother Pauline Einstein.

6. Fact 6 
Although in college Einstein showed outstanding score, he failed to find promising job after graduated from his college at University of Zurich. Rather than jobless, he picked a job as a technical assistant in Swiss patent office. At first, it was a temporary position. Einstein got a permanent position after he showed top performance on his responsibility.

7. Fact 7
For view year after Einstein cremation, Einstein’s family did not realize that his father was burned without his brain. A neurologist and pathologist, Thomas Stoltz Harvey from Princeton hospital who removed Einstein brain from his skull.

8. Fact 8
Theory General relativity was the best known achievement of Einstein. From his theory, he earned Nobel Prize in 1921, Copley Medal in 1925 and Max Planck Medal (1929)

9. Fact 9
Around 1930s, Albert Einstein used to be one of the best enemies of German empire under the rule of Adolph Hitler. His life or head was priced $5000. Luckily, in 1933, he emigrated to US permanently. During the rule of Hitler, One German magazine listed his name as “not yet hanged” target.

10. Fact 10
Last fact about Albert Einstein, during his life, Einstein has released more than 300 scientific works and 150 non-scientific inventions. He is regarded as father or physics of 20th -21st century.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

TEST - “There Is a Reason for Everything”

Our Father tests us often
With suffering and with sorrow;
He tests us not to punish us,
But to help us meet tomorrow.

For growing trees are strengthened
When they withstand the storm;
And the sharp cut of a chisel
Gives the marble grace and form....

So whenever we are troubled
And when everything goes wrong,
It is just God working in us
To make our spirits strong.

- The poet Helen Steiner Rice

Monday, January 23, 2012


Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're going home (alone of course), After an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been rained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

I will say If everyone who gets this broadcast sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Killing English :)

1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

3. once Hindi teacher said...." I'm going out of the world to America.."


5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this" Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"


12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. teacher to students:don 't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer

19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl.