Wednesday, October 20, 2010


बस इतनी सी तुम से गुज़ारिश है
ये जो बारिश है,
इसमें तेरी बाहों में मर जाऊं
ये छोटी सी एक ख्वाहिश है,

ये जो बारिश की बुँदे हैं,
ये जब इस दिल पे गिरतीं हैं,
एक दर्द का धुआं निकलता है
ये धुआं जब रूह से मिलता है
तब ये तेरे होने का फ़रियाद करता है
तेरे अभी तक होने का एहशास कराता हैं

बस इतनी सी तुम से गुज़ारिश है
ये जो बारिश है,
चंद लम्हों को साथ समेट के
इसमें तेरी बाहों में मर जाऊं
ये छोटी सी एक ख्वाहिश है,

तुम से ना कह सका,
खुद में ही रह गया,
मैं खुद का दुश्मन क्यूँ रहा,
अश्कों से भर गया,
मैं क्या ये कर गया,
साया भी तनहा कर गया
कोई तो हो ऐसा रास्ता
जिससे हो तेरा वास्ता

बस इतनी सी तुम से गुज़ारिश है
ये जो बारिश है,
इस राह में तुमसे मिलके
इसमें तेरी बाहों में मर जाऊं
ये छोटी सी एक ख्वाहिश है

बस इतनी सी तुमसे फ़रमाइश है
ये जो बारिश हैं .
इसमें मेरे संग गुनगुना ना
कल रेडिओ पे जो आया था वोही वाला गाना
गाते गाते तेरी बाहों में मर जाऊं
ये छोटी सी एक ख्वाहिश है

बस इतनी सी तुम से गुज़ारिश है
ये जो बारिश है,
हाँ ये जो बारिश हैं.......

Thursday, October 14, 2010

हुस्न वाले कभी वफ़ा नहीं करते...

हुस्न वाले कभी वफ़ा नहीं करते,
इश्क वाले कभी दगा नहीं करते,
जफा की क्या उम्मीद करे इनसे कोई,
ये कभी किसी का भला नहीं करते....!!!!

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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Rajinikanth @ The last laugh

As Rajinikanth’s latest film hits theatres, the actor’s super-human abilities are doing the rounds again.

  • Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
  • Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@
  • Rajinikanth can drown a fish
  • Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
  • Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
  • Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
  • Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
  • Rajinikanth can divide by zero
  • Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
  • Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
  • Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
  • When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
  • Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin

Monday, September 27, 2010

AATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages


A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU - Best



Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT : This is too good

Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


Four Friends at Party:

After drinks one of the man had to use the restroom. Remaining talked about there kids.

First: My son started working at  company. Now he is the president of company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a Mercedes  for his birthday.

Second: MY son started working in big airline, then became partner in the company. He is so rich he gave his best friend a brand  new jet for his birthday.

Third:  My son become an engineer and is now a  multimillionaire. He gave best 30,000sq ft mansion.

Just as the Fourth  man returned from the restaurant n asked : What discussion going?

one of them said:  We were talking success of our sons. What about your son?

Fourth: My son is a GAY n makes living dancing as a stripier at a night club.

Third: What a shame...!!

Fourth Man: No I'm  not ashamed. He is my son n i love him and he has not done too bad either. His birthday  was two weeks ago, and he received beautiful 30,000 sq ft  mansion, brand new jet and Mercedes from  his 3 boyfriends... ;-)

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Mummy, Papa Toh Khoob Hi Kamaat Hain Mehangai Dayian Khaye Jaat Hai | A quick story of my weekend… Movie followed by Shopping

Well, I’m gonna describe the quick story of my last weekend…
On Saturday I woke up at 7 am, I was wondering that my mobile showing me correct time. Its very rare for me on weekend!

‘Nitin, can we go for INCEPTION today, I heard a lot about it’, my mate said who was in sleepy mood.
‘Even, I’ve seen IMDB profile. I found its good movie’ I said.
‘Can you arrange ticket at the moment’ Mate said.
‘Ok I’ll… I started Firefox Mozilla; and the tabs counting with PVR, BigCinemas, DT, JAM… I had found some good options nearby my place’

‘Is it in Hindi?’ my mate said.
‘No, Hindi version only in Delhi, I can only go for morning show and Gurgaon only, because later on have some work there’ I said.
‘OK, that fine’ mate said.

We gone for that movie, I loved the sync situation of last part of movie. I only can say amazing thought, concept, movie…
We came out from Audi no 3, my mate just saw an Ad Board. It was showing SALE UPTO 60% @ Reliance Trends.
‘Can we go? It’s just down the floor’, my mate said.
‘Ok’ I said.

We entered the show room. We found some good stuff on heavily discounted rate. We selected some good tees and jeans and made trial room busy.
Suddenly, I found my cell on vibrate, that rang with AR Rahaman composed ring tone that I used in my phone general profile.

‘Hello, Mummy, How are you and all doing there?’ I said.
‘Good’, my mother said.
‘I started (as I called her rather than), Mom, I’m in R Trend, told her about the sale only (I skipped the movie part). Do you wanna something? I get bought to you from here.
My mother started with blah blah blah… we’re happy with here market only.
‘Mummy, Papa Toh Khoob Hi Kamaat Hain Mehangai Dayian Khaye Jaat Hai’, I passed a comment slightly.

‘I know from where you composed it, OK, if you wanna get something for Nikhil (my younger bro), It would be great.’ My mother said.

‘OK, how is the Nikhil’s exam going’ I said.
‘It’s already been over, 1 month back’, my mother said with different frequency.

(Oh shit, why I am not been connected with my bro; I talked to my self only. And I indicate my mate togo new stall as still I was busy over phone)

‘I know, Mom, I meant… when the result and new semester will start.’ I said.
‘Next month’, my mother said.
After it my mom, turned to a new topic, ‘Have you talked to your Jijaji ? blah blah blah..’ My mother said.
‘Yes, I did. Even they called me about new vision of mobile PC suits’ I said.
‘OK OK, can we discuss these topics in evening? Do you know where I’m? I’m missing some beautiful crowd around me. Ok bye’, I said.
I hang up the phone.

After couple of minutes, we’re done with our shopping. We made the payment at counter.
‘Do you have Reliance card for some extra benefits and reward points?’ man at counter said.
‘NO’, my mate said.
‘Can you go down stairs; there is our customer service centre. They will help you to make this card’, man at counter said.
‘OK’, my mate said.

We went to down stairs. ‘What the hell am I doing here?’ I said.
I was feeling very embarrassing as I saw Lingerie items all where through out that gallery. It was the place for woman collection only, actually. My mates indicated and show me customer care help desk counter.

‘We need a Reliance card for rewards points’, my mate said.
‘You’ll need to fill this form to get temporary card at the moment. After three months Reliance will send you a plastic card, just like your credit card.’ Agent said.
‘What will be benefits after having this card?’ I asked and rotate my eyes around, finally I found a guy who convinced her girlfriend to get some economical stuff. Meanwhile I got a thought, what would be happen if somehow my mother saw me here?

‘If you spent 100 Rs. then you will earn 70p.’ Agent said.
‘OK’, I came out from dream and I said.
We filled that forms, come back to home…

Friday, July 16, 2010

Laugh Time...

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

6. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

7. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

8. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.

10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Health - Very Very Important Tips

    Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
    Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
    Do not take pills with COOL water.
    Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
    Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
    Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
    Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
    Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
    Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
    Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
    When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'
We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife's my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..

And you say you have family problems...

The Indian fainted...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

GOOGLE God Tumhe Shat Shat Pranaam :)

Its our duty to thank GOD (GOOGLE ORIENTED DEVELOPMENT) for being with us throughout the year during development... So lets start this year with an aarti of GOD...

Friday, April 9, 2010

This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE

My husband is S/W Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.
Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.
I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.
"Why? " he asked, shocked.
"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.
He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?
And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"
Somebody said it right... It's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.
Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.
Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"
He said: " I will give you your answer tomorrow.... " My hopes just sank by listening to his response.
I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....
My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but....please allow me to explain the reasons further.....
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.
"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen. I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.
You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.
You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city. I have to save my eyes to show you the way.
You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.
You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.
You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...
Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "
My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting. .. And as I continue on reading... "Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...
That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ...
Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Earth Hour 2010


Earth Hour started in 2007 in Sydney, Australia when 2.2 million homes and businesses turned their lights off for one hour to make their stand against climate change. Only a year later and Earth Hour had become a global sustainability movement with more than 50 million people across 35 countries participating. Global landmarks such as the, Sydney Harbour Bridge, The CN Tower in Toronto, The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, and Rome’s Colosseum, all stood in darkness, as symbols of hope for a cause that grows more urgent by the hour.

In March 2009, India along with hundreds of millions of people took part in the third Earth Hour. Over 4000 cities in 88 countries officially switched off to pledge their support for the planet, making Earth Hour 2009 the world’s largest global climate change initiative.

Earth Hour 2010 takes place on Saturday 27 March at 8.30pm- 9:30pm and is a global call to action to every individual, every business and every community throughout the world. It is a call to stand up, to take responsibility, to get involved and lead the way towards a sustainable future. Iconic buildings and landmarks from India to Australia to America will stand in darkness. People across the world from all walks of life will turn off their lights and join together in celebration and contemplation of the one thing we all have in common – our planet. So sign up now and let’s make 2010 the biggest Earth Hour yet!.

It’s Showtime! Show the world what can be done.

Earth Hour by WWF

Earth Hour is organized by WWF with almost 5 million supporters and a global network in over 100 countries, it’s one of the world's largest and most respected independent conservation organizations. WWF’s mission is to stop the degradation of the Earth's natural environment and build a future where people live in harmony with nature.

Why get involved?

Put simply, because our future depends on it!

Earth Hour has done a lot to raise awareness on climate change issues. But there’s more to it than switching off lights for one hour once a year. It’s all about giving people a voice on the future of our planet and working together to create a sustainable low carbon future for our planet.

The future can be bright

New economic modeling indicates the world has just five years to initiate a low carbon industrial revolution before runaway climate change becomes almost inevitable. But it can be done, and the long term benefits will be enormous.

So now's the time to take a stand and give world leaders the mandate they need to make the right climate deal.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

These Lines Touched My Heart ... :)

किताबो के पन्नो को पलट के सोचता हु,,,
यु पलट जाये मेरी ज़िन्दगी तो क्या बात है...

ख्वाबो में रोज़ मिलता है जो,,,
हकीकत में आये तो क्या बात है...

कुछ मतलब के लिए दूंदते है मुझको,,,
बिन मतलब जो आये तो क्या बात है...

कत्ल कर के तो सब ले जायेंगे दिल मेरा,,,
कोई बातो से ले जाए तो क्या बात है...

शरीफों की शराफत में जो बात न हो,,,
एक शराबी कह जाये तो क्या बात है...

अपने रहने तक तो ख़ुशी दूंगा सबको,,,
किसी को मेरी मौत पे ख़ुशी मिल जाये तो क्या बात है...

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Lohri Song with English Translation | Happy Lohari Ji!

Lohri Song For You:
Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!

English Translation:
(Hope Enjoy this one too)
Beautiful girl
Who will think about you
He is dulla bhatti Dulla's daughter got married
He gave 1 kg sugar!
The girl is wearing a red suit!
But her shawl is torn!
Who will stitch her shawl?!
The uncle made choori!
The landlords looted it!
Landlords are beaten up!
Lots of innocent boys came
One innocent boy got left behind
The police arrested him!
The policeman hit him with a brick!
Cry or howl!
Give us lohri ..long live your couple!
Whether you cry, or bang your head later!

Sunday, January 10, 2010



Friday, January 8, 2010

Chatur’s speech from 3 idiots

Aall Izz Well !Enjoy...

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai..


Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..
sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!

Friday, January 1, 2010

This is matchless - XIX Commonwealth Games 2010 Delhi: INDIA Let the games begin!







SUSHIL HANDING THE BATON(while chewing gum!!!!) TO  PRINCE CHARLES ONLY TO BE.................... WRONGLY ERECTED...... GOD SAVE THE MONARCHY............



Charles :” Are u seriously chewing gum!!! ??”

Kind regards,

Nitin Krishan

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