Saturday, December 31, 2011

So close | Wikimedia Foundation

Dear Nitin,

This is incredible. With just a few days to go in our 2011 fundraiser, we're so close to reaching our annual budget. Then we’ll have everything we need to keep Wikipedia going in 2012.
Only about 1 of 500 Wikipedia users donates each year. But that’s enough to keep us free for the whole world to use, without ads, and without restriction.

When we raise our budget, we stop fundraising. Please help us end this year’s fundraiser today with a donation of $5, $20, $50 or whatever you can.

Thanks and Happy New Year,
Jimmy Wales

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Hosanna - Dil Hote Jo, Mere Seene Mein Do! Doosra Dil Bhi Main, Tumhe Deta Todne Ko - Ek Deewana Tha


Dil hote jo, mere seene mein do,
doosra dil bhi main, tumhe deta todne ko.

Dilkash thi woh shaam pehle pehal jab ke, tumse mili thi nazar,
Aisa chakraya ke ab yeh na janu ke
jau toh jau kidhar,
Hosanna
Tu samne thi ek pal,
Hosanna
Agle hi pal thi ozhal,
Ab kya batau main,
kis haal mein hu main,
yahaan wahaan bas apna dil aur
hosh dhoodta hu main.

Hosanna, Madhoshi deewanagi,
Hosanna, main aur meri bandgi.
Hosanna, ab hai yehi zindgi.

Everybody wanna know what I feel like, I feel like,
I really wanna be here with you,
Its not enough to say that we are made for each other,
Its love that is Hosanna true,
Hosanna, (I'll) be there when u callin' out my name
Hosanna, 'm feeling like my whole life has changed,
I never wanna be the same,
Its time we re-arrange,
I take a step, You take a step, and me aa callin' out to u..

Hello....Hello.....Yo Hosanna.

Udti hui titli ki rangeen parchhayee reh jaati hai phoolon mein,
Waise hi tum ek tasveer ke jaise chhaye ho een aankhon mein,

Hosanna, Tum jo mera khwab ho,
Hosanna, Dil kyon na betaab ho,
Kahoon to kya kahoon,
main kyun deewana hoon,
Tumhare baare mein hi har ghadi sochta hoon kyun.


Hello.. Hello...

Hosanna, ab din ho ya raat ho,
Hosanna, dil chahe tum saath ho,
Hosanna, bas haathon mein haath ho...
Hosanna....

Dil hote jo, mere seene mein do,
doosra dil bhi main, tumhe deta todne ko.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

भारत "विश्वगुरु"


ईसवी सन ईसा के जन्म से शुरू हुआ...और ईसा का जन्म 25 December अजीब है....सच तो ये है की वो लोग हमें follow करते थे .....शायद थोड़ी विज्ञान पढ़ी हो तो बताता हूँ....


Sept(सेप्ट)= 7
Oct(आक्ट)= 8
Nove(नव)= 9
Dec(डेक)= 10


September मतलब... सप्त+ अम्बर ....उसी तरह .... ऑक्ट+अम्बर ....आदि


तो समझे दिसम्बर 10 वाँ
जनवरी 11वाँ
फरवरी 12वाँ महीना होता था।
सारे जोड़ घटाव अंत में किये जाते है, इसीलिए फ़रवरी 28 या 29...और बाकि महीने 30 या 31 के होते है...ना कि दिसम्बर में कोई बदलाव होता है। मतलब मार्च पहला महीना होता था ...जो की भारतीय नववर्ष के अनुसार था ....इति सिद्धम॥


एक और बात "GMT- ग्रीनविच मीन टाइम " होता है न वो भारत के समय से 5:30 घंटे पीछे रहता है...मतलब जब हमारे यहाँ सुबह के 5:30 होते है तो वहा 12:00 होते है रात के...हमारे यहाँ दिन का बदलना ब्रह्म मुहूर्त में माना जता है....जो की 5 बजे के लगभग होता है...उस समय वहा पर अर्धरात्रि होती थी...इस वजह से वो हमारे अनुसार ही दिन परिवर्तन मानते थे....अन्यथा रात के 12 बजे GOOD MORNING का क्या मतलब ...ऐसे बहुत सारे कारण है ...इन्ही वजहों से भारत को "विश्वगुरु" कहा जाता था ...!!


हमें इस मति भ्रमित अवस्था से बाहर आना होगा, और गौरव अनुभव करते हुए, ऊपर उठना होगा।




भारत हमको जान से प्यारा है...........!!
जय हिन्द, जय भारत !!

Friday, December 2, 2011

Kolaveri IT Version :)


Kolaveri IT Version :)

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
... My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di


yo boys i am singing song
soup song
flop song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
rhythm correct
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
maintain this
why this kolaveri..di

distance la moon-u moon-u
moon-u  color-u  white-u
white background night-u nigth-u
night-u color-u black-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

white skin-u girl-u girl-u
girl-u heart-u black-u
eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
my future dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama notes eduthuko
apdiye kaila sax eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready
ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over maama

ok maama now tune change-u

kaila glass
only english..

hand la glass
glass la scotch
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty life-u
girl-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
lovvu lovvu
oh my lovvu
you showed me bouv-u
cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
i want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u

this song for soup boys-u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

flop song

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Almost everyone can understand this song..
anyway here are the meaning for few words

Kolaveri - Killer rage or Murderous Rage.
"Soup Song" - Love failure Song
"Soup Boys" - Boys who failed in love

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A little fact...

एक-दो रोज़ में हर आखँ ऊब जाती है ,
मुझ को मज़िल नहीं रस्ता समझनें लगतें हैं,
जिन को हासिल नहीं वो जान देते रहतें हैं ,
जिन को मिल जाऊं वो सस्ता समझनें लगतें हैं ..

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Ek Manzil, Ek manzil... Main Uska woh Mera Ho

Lakh Aashik ho, ek Paagal ho
Lakh Khanjar ho, ek Kaatil ho
Lakh Toofan ho, ek Sahil ho
Lakh Ghoongroo ho, ek Payal ho
Lakh Gazlein ho, ek Mehfil ho
Lakh Ehmak ho, ek Aakal ho
Lakh Raahein, Ek Manzil, Ek manzil... Main Uska woh Mera Ho... :-)

Monday, August 1, 2011

Senorita... Chaahat Ke Do Pal Bhi; Mil Paaye Duniya Mein Yeh bhi kum hai Kya? I tried to find some hidden lines (Spanish One) :)

Quien eres tu? (Who are you?)
Donde has astado? (where have you been?)
He removido cielo y tierra y no te encontre
(I've moved the heaven and the earth but I couldn't find you)

Y llegas hoy, (but you arrive today)
Tan de repente, (so suddenly)
y das sentido a toda mi vida con tu querer
(and you give meaning to my whole life with your love)

Na main samjha, na main jaana
Jo bhi tumne mujhse kaha hai senorita
Magar phir bhi, na jaane kyun
Mujhe sunke accha laga hai senorita

No desvies la mirada (don't look away)
Quedate cerca de mi (stay close to me)

Mujhko baahon mein tum ghero; Samjhi na senorita

Chaahat ke do pal bhi, mil paaye
Duniya mein yeh bhi kum hai kya
Do pal ko toh aao kho jaaye
Bhoole hum hota gumm hai kya senorita
Suno suno senorita kehte hain hum kya

Jamas podre (i will never)
Interpretar (understand)
El sentido de las palabras que me dedicas
(the meaning of the words you dedicate to me)

Pero el calor (but the warmth)
De tu mirar (of your gaze)
Me hace sentir como la mas bella senorita
(makes me like the most beautiful senorita)

Nighaahon ne nighaahon se
Kahi armaano ki dastaan hai senorita
Yeh chaahat ki, mohabbat ki
Saari duniya mein ek hi zubaan hai senorita

Mujhse ab nazar na phero, aao paas tum mere

Mujhko baahon mein tum ghero; Samjhi na senorita

Chaahat ke do pal bhi, mil paaye
Duniya mein yeh bhi kum hai kya
Do pal ko toh aao kho jaaye
Bhoole hum hota gumm hai kya senorita
Suno suno senorita kehte hain hum kya

Jo bhi pal beeta
Hey senorita
Har pal tumne hai dil jeeta
Bus itni si toh baat hai

No desvies la mirada (don't look away)
Quedate cerca de mi (stay close to me)

Mujhko baahon mein tum ghero; Samjhi na senorita

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Buddhas management Quote

The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.

One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."

Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"

The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."

The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."

"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."

Monday, May 23, 2011

Tune Mere Jana Kabhi Nahi Jana... Ishq Mera Dard Mera...

Ho love of mine..
with a song and a whine..
You’re harsh and divine..
like truths and a lie..
but the tale end is not here..
I’ve nothing to fear..
for my love is yell of giving and hold on…
in the bright emptiness..
in a room full of it..
is the cruel mistress ho ho o…
I feel the sunrise..
that nest all hollowness..
for i have the way to go.. not come…
And i feel so lonely yea..
There’s a better place from this emptiness..
And i’m so lonely yea..
There’s a better please from this emptiness.. yei yei yei ya….
Aa.. aa.. aa…..

Tune mere jaana..
Kabhi nahi jana..
Ishq mera dard mera.. haaye…
Tune mere jaana..
Kabhi nahi jana..
Ishq mera dard mera …
Aashiq teraaa..
Bheed mein khoya rehta hai..
Jaane jahaan a..
Puchho toh itna kehta hai..
And i feel so lonely yea..
There’s a better place from this emptiness..
And i’m so lonely yea..
There’s a better please from this emptiness.. yei yei yei ya..

Friday, May 20, 2011

A conversation between a Soldier and Software Engineer in Shatabdhi Train...

Vivek Pradhan was not a happy man. Even the plush comfort of the air-conditioned compartment of the Shatabdhi express could not cool his frayed nerves. He was the Project Manager and still not entitled to air travel. It was not the prestige he sought; he had tried to reason with the admin person, it was the savings in time. As PM, he had so many things to do!!

He opened his case and took out the laptop, determined to put the time to some good use.

"Are you from the software industry sir," the man beside him was staring appreciatively at the laptop. Vivek glanced briefly and mumbled in affirmation, handling the laptop now with exaggerated care and importance as if it were an expensive car.

"You people have brought so much advancement to the country, Sir. Today everything is getting computerized. "

"Thanks," smiled Vivek, turning around to give the man a look. He always found it difficult to resist appreciation. The man was young and stockily built like a sportsman. He looked simple and strangely out of place in that little lap of luxury like a small town boy in a prep school. He probably was a railway sportsman making the most of his free traveling pass.

"You people always amaze me," the man continued, "You sit in an office and write something on a computer and it does so many big things outside."

Vivek smiled deprecatingly. Naive ness demanded reasoning not anger. "It is not as simple as that my friend. It is not just a question of writing a few lines. There is a lot of process that goes behind it."

For a moment, he was tempted to explain the entire Software Development Lifecycle but restrained himself to a single statement. "It is complex, very complex."

"It has to be. No wonder you people are so highly paid," came the reply.

This was not turning out as Vivek had thought. A hint of belligerence crept into his so far affable, persuasive tone. "

Everyone just sees the money. No one sees the amount of hard work we have to put in. Indians have such a narrow concept of hard work. Just because we sit in an air-conditioned office, does not mean our brows do not sweat. You exercise the muscle; we exercise the mind and believe me that is no less taxing."

He could see, he had the man where he wanted, and it was time to drive home the point.

"Let me give you an example. Take this train. The entire railway reservation system is computerized. You can book a train ticket between any two stations from any of the hundreds of computerized booking centers across the country.

Thousands of transactions accessing a single database, at a time concurrently; data integrity, locking, data security. Do you understand the complexity in designing and coding such a system?"

The man was awestruck; quite like a child at a planetarium. This was something big and beyond his imagination.

"You design and code such things."

"I used to," Vivek paused for effect, "but now I am the Project Manager."

"Oh!" sighed the man, as if the storm had passed over,

"So your life is easy now."

This was like the last straw for Vivek. He retorted, "Oh come on, does life ever get easy as you go up the ladder. Responsibility only brings more work.

Design and coding! That is the easier part. Now I do not do it, but I am responsible for it and believe me, that is far more stressful. My job is to get the work done in time and with the highest quality.

To tell you about the pressures, there is the customer at one end, always changing his requirements, the user at the other, wanting something else, and your boss, always expecting you to have finished it yesterday."

Vivek paused in his diatribe, his belligerence fading with self-realization. What he had said, was not merely the outburst of a wronged man, it was the truth. And one need not get angry while defending the truth.

"My friend," he concluded triumphantly, "you don't know what it is to be in the Line of Fire"
.

The man sat back in his chair, his eyes closed as if in realization. When he spoke after sometime, it was with a calm certainty that surprised Vivek.

"I know sir.... I know what it is to be in the Line of Fire......."

He was staring blankly, as if no passenger, no train existed, just a vast expanse of time.

"There were 30 of us when we were ordered to capture Point 4875 in the cover of the night.

The enemy was firing from the top.

There was no knowing where the next bullet was going to come from and for whom.

In the morning when we finally hoisted the tricolour at the top only 4 of us were alive."

"You are a...?"

"I am Subedar Sushant from the 13 J&K Rifles on duty at Peak 4875 in Kargil. They tell me I have completed my term and can opt for a soft assignment.

But, tell me sir, can one give up duty just because it makes life easier.

On the dawn of that capture, one of my colleagues lay injured in the snow, open to enemy fire while we were hiding behind a bunker.

It was my job to go and fetch that soldier to safety. But my captain sahib refused me permission and went ahead himself.

He said that the first pledge he had taken as a Gentleman Cadet was to put the safety and welfare of the nation foremost followed by the safety and welfare of the men he commanded... ....his own personal safety came last, always and every time."

"He was killed as he shielded and brought that injured soldier into the bunker. Every morning thereafter, as we stood guard, I could see him taking all those bullets, which were actually meant for me. I know sir....I know, what it is to be in the Line of Fire."

Vivek looked at him in disbelief not sure of how to respond. Abruptly, he switched off the laptop.

It seemed trivial, even insulting to edit a Word document in the presence of a man for whom valor and duty was a daily part of life; valour and sense of duty which he had so far attributed only to epical heroes.

The train slowed down as it pulled into the station, and Subedar Sushant picked up his bags to alight.

"It was nice meeting you sir."

Vivek fumbled with the handshake.

This hand... had climbed mountains, pressed the trigger, and hoisted the tricolour. Suddenly, as if by impulse, he stood up at attention and his right hand went up in an impromptu salute.

It was the least he felt he could do for the country.

PS:- The incident he narrated during the capture of Peak 4875 is a true-life incident during the Kargil war. Capt. Batra sacrificed his life while trying to save one of the men he commanded, as victory was within sight. For this and various other acts of bravery, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, the nation's highest military award.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on reservation

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on reservation: Good one.. read on....*

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting

this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...

Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN..

May the good breed of politicians long live..

Sunday, May 8, 2011

maa......

Dard hua to dil se awaz aye maa
Takleef hue to yaad teri aye maa
Jab Sab na chor deya Mutlabi bewafa kah ke
Phir majhey tere achal ki yaad aye maa

Main kitna badnaseeb hoon
Logo se piyaar maanga maine Mile majhey Tanhai
Tuney Bin maanga Kitna piyaar deya
Aur main teri hi kadar na kar saka maa

BadGumani mein har ek ko maine Seena se lagaya
Bus Badnaseebi to dheko bus tujhey hi apne galey se na laagaya maa

Duniya ki ranginyon mein kohya raha
bus ek tujh hi ko bhool ka sab ke pecha bhagta raha
Teri Tanhaiyon mein ek pal bhi tere saath na raha
Main badnaseeb teri maafi ka kabil bhi na raha

Jab Hosh mein aya To maloom hua ke
kio apna nehi bus tere siwa maa

Teri goad main sar rakh ke ro ro ke mout-e-faryad ki dua ki
Maa na rote rote apni zindagi apni khushiya bhi mere naam ki

Main Kitna beaqal kamzarf hoon
Tera khwab bhi pura na kar saka main tere leya kuch bhi na kar saka maa

Maine kitne dhuk deya
Aur tuney uff tak na ki maa
tuney kabhi na saath chora
Na kabhi kuch kaha majhey tuney maa

bus ek khwab hai zindagi ka
beshak kuch mile na mile
main kuch bano ya na bano
bus ek arman hai zindagi ka

Main ek dafa teri goad main sar rakh so sako maa
woh sakoon-e-neend pana chahta hoon maa
Bohat dard ho raha hai maa
apne hathon se mere zakham-e-dard ko mita do maa......

Monday, April 25, 2011

An Easier Way to Upload Google Video Content to YouTube

Dear Nitin,

Last week we sent an email letting you know we would be ending playbacks of Google Videos on April 29 and providing instructions on how to download videos currently hosted on the platform. Since then we’ve received feedback from you about making the migration off of Google Video easier. We work every day to make sure you have a great user experience and should have done better. Based on your feedback, here’s what we’re doing to fix things.

Google Video users can rest assured that they won't be losing any of their content and we are eliminating the April 29 deadline. We will be working to automatically migrate your Google Videos to YouTube. In the meantime, your videos hosted on Google Video will remain accessible on the web and existing links to Google Videos will remain accessible. If you want to migrate to YouTube now, here’s how you do it: 

  • We’ve created an “Upload Videos to YouTube” option on the Google Video status page. To do this, you’ll need to have a YouTube account associated with your Google Video account (you can create one here). Before doing this you should read YouTube’sTerms of Use and Copyright Policies. If you choose this option, we’ll do our best to ensure your existing Google Video links continue to function.



If you’d prefer to download your videos from Google Video, that option is still available.

As we said nearly two years ago, the team is now focused on tackling the tough challenge of video search. We want to thank the millions of people around the world who have taken the time to create and share videos on Google Video. We hope today's improvements will help ease your transition to another video hosting service.

Thank you for being a Google Video user.

Sincerely,

Mark Dochtermann Google Video Team

© 2011 Google 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043 

Friday, April 8, 2011

SHRI ANNA HAZARE | A Most Inspirational Story ... Of The Person Behind The Movement which has taken the Nation by Storm

A Most Inspirational Story ... Of The Person Behind The Movement which has taken the Nation by Storm

PADMA BHUSHAN VETERAN SHRI ANNA HAZARE

There is a small village named Ralegan Sidhi in Ahmednagar district of Maharashtra. A young boy hailing from this village joined Indian Army as a driver in Army Service Corps. He was on convoy duty during INDO-PAK War In 1965, in Shakargarh Sector. In course of his duties as a driver, while taking Army Supplies/stores from Pathankot for fighting troops in Shakargarh sector, these convoys used to be under heavy air attacks from the Pakistan Aircrafts, One day Naik (Nk) Anna Hazare was driving his vehicle as part of the convoy across international border when, their vehicular column came under intense attack of fighter aircrafts of PAF. The attack continued for 10 to 15 minutes. All drivers under took all passive measures to ward off the attacks. Once the attack was over, Nk Anna Hazare got up from the road side deep pit shelter which he had taken to save himself, visited other vehicles and found that all other drivers and co-drivers had been killed due to Pakistan Air Force air strafing and he was the sole survivor. Anna was deeply shaken and questioned himself as to why only his life had been spared amongst all his colleagues, however, he got no answer. As the Indo-Pak war came to an end, Anna Hazare requested for some leave .While moving back to the question as to why only he survived never left his psyche. At Pathankot railway station he purchased a book on the life of Swami Vivekananda which he read and re –read throughout his journey back home. One particular thought in the book really hit his mind hard was, Swami Vivekananda propagated that we human beings are meant to live for others not for ourselves as most of the humans are doing presently, which is next to animal behavior.

2. He reached his village, whose economic and social status was very low. The whole village had no cultivable land, and had only 20 odd cattle for milking, there was no source of drinkable water and the general area around the village was devoid of trees. His village was located in rain shadow area which was drought stricken. The villagers were very poor and their only source of income was sale of locally brewed illicit liquor. There was not even one concrete house in the village and all were living under thatched huts. There was no school in nearby areas up to 20 kms. Drinking water used to come once in a week in water trailers sent by the Collector from Ahmednagar 60 km away. In general, villagers were living under very poor and pathetic conditions. Anna Hazare decided to do something for his village and at that stage he did not know as what he will do; nevertheless he decided to do something. He took premature discharge from the Army and came and settled in his village.

3. Anna only received Rs 25000/- from the Army as lump-sum payment for pension which he pooled in and jumped in to improve the village. There was one temple in the village Anna improved the temple and started living there. He vowed to remain unmarried and dedicate his life for the up liftment of the villagers. He motivated some young people of the village and first undertook the task of watershed management for the village. Prior to the rainy season they made bunds so that water did not flow away. They planted trees, ensuring cleanliness in the village and organized classes in a make shift classroom at the temple. The village had almost 2500 acres of land out of which only few acres was cultivable. Through sustained efforts of Anna and his team, the water table started rising, land bank of cultivable land increased, children started learning, and people purchased few buffalos and cows.

4. Today Anna Hazare’s village Ralegan Sidhi displays a different story. All 2500 acres of land is being cultivated, and the village has 3000 cattle. All houses in the village are pucka and per capita income of villagers has gone up by many folds. There is one school which is of international standard. This school apart from taking students of the area also admits students who have been dropouts or failures. The School is being run like military schools and it produces very good results. All area around 40 kms of Ralegan Sidhi has green cover, water table has come up and water is being conserved through watershed management techniques. He accomplished all this through “Shram

Daan”, motivating villagers to work on the rolling landscape of the area around his village. He developed very innovative bunds and small reservoirs along the contours which were designed to hold almost every drop of whatever scanty rainfall the parched land received. Soon the subsoil water reserves reached a level sufficient to cater to the agricultural and drinking needs of the village even if it did not rain for two consecutive years. There is an institute that has come up in the village being supervised by Shri Anna Hazare which conducts classes for students and farmers from all over the globe. They come to learn techniques of rural development and watershed management. Today Anna has been asked by the Maharashtra Government to bring up 300 villages of the state on model village like Ralegan Sidhi. Shri Anna is an advisory in the agriculture and rural development of five states and has got 45 awards to his credit out of which 30 are international awards.

5. Anna sahib spearheaded “Bhrastachar Nirman Andolan”, a movement aimed at cleansing the society of the malaise of corruption in public life. Anna Hazare was the person who initiated the Right to Information act first time in Maharashtra. He had to agitate for a very long time to get this act through in Maharashtra against all the opposition from the politicians and beuaurecrats; thereafter he agitated to get it through at National level. He was the force behind getting Telgi Stamp scam unearthed and later investigated in which number of ministers had to resign and many Babu,s were suspended.

6. One fine day a contingent of police led by a inspector reported to him at his residence at Ralegan. Anna very politely asked the inspector the purpose of his visit. The inspector informed Anna that Chief Minister had detailed him with 20 Sepoys saying that Anna was under threat in view of his role in unearthing the Telgi Scam. Anna very politely told the inspector that he had died long back while serving in the Army during 1965 Indo Pak War and if anyone wants to pump some bullets into a dead body let them. He asked the inspector to go back and inform the CM that he needs no protection.

7. While serving as Commandant of Mechanized Infantry Regimental Centre at Ahmednagar; I came very close to Shri Anna Hazare. Once I invited him to our regimental centre to address 5000 soldiers posted there and a large number of them who were under training. Anna accepted our invitation and the most interesting part of his one hour talk to them was that not a single one of them dozed off, which used is a common phenomena due to the hard training schedule of the soldiers. All men identified themselves with Anna Hazare since he was an Ex soldier and were highly motivated by his talk to them.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Laloo sent his BioData 2 Bill Gates

Laloo sent his BioData 2 Bill Gates:

Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

Monday, February 28, 2011

Aapko Pta hai Tanu Ji...

Aapko Pta hai Tanu Ji 12 saal se London me Akela rha hoo, Roj Subha uthtaa hoo, Akele nasta bnata hoo, Akele khata hoo, Aur akele hi office chala jata hoo.

Koi Dost nahi hai mera jo ki bda khaas ho. Badi un-romantic si life jee rha hoo me. Maa-Baap piche pad gaye ke shadi karlo. Waha London se India aaya aur Kanpur pahucha aur aapse pyar ho gya.

But ye kya galti hai meri. Apne kaha nahi karongi Shadi toh me chala gya. Aap phir meri life me aa gayi, Jitna band pda aapse door rahne ki koshis ki, Lekin nahi hua yaar me kya karoon. Uss din cort me himmat nahi hui me kya karo. Soch liya agar pen nahi milega toh shadi nahi hogi, bebkuf tha me.



Bachpan se me sunta aa rha hoo lekin ab lagta hai ki mila kya. Pune se Engg karo, London se doctory karo, Pacemaker banao, Resession me jam kar kam karo barna naukri chali jayegi. Ab share me paise dalo ab mat dalo, email bhejo, facebook, twitter pe...... :(

From Tanu weds Manu

A BEAUTIFUL STORY - "Self Appraisal"

A little boy went to a Telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store & dialed a number.

The store-Owner observed and listened to the Conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor & the stairs of your house for free.
Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy end call with thank you.

The Store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son...I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit & would like to offer you a job."
Boy: "No thanks,
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have.

I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

This is called

"Self Appraisal"

Monday, February 14, 2011

'शीला की जवानी' गीत का भावार्थ' - I know you want it But you never gonna get it

प्रस्तुत उत्तेजक गीत हिन्दी फिल्म जगत के नवीनतम रत्न 'तीस मार खान' से लिया गया है. यह गाना नायिका के संगमरमर जैसे शरीर से आकर्षित होने वाले लंगोट के ढीले पुरुषों पर नायिका की अपमानजनक प्रतिक्रया को व्यक्त करता है. नायिका उन्हें सीधे और कटु शब्दों में बताना चाहती है कि शीशे के पीछे रसगुल्ले की ख्वाहिश करना एक बात है और उसे चखना दूसरी बात!

I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani

गाने की शुरुआत नायिका के ईमानदारीपूर्ण वक्तव्य से होती है. वो जानती है कि इन मर्दों को उसकी भावनाओं, दिल और प्रेम से कोई सरोकार नहीं. वो तो बस एक ही चीज चाहते हैं. पर वो उन्हें मिलने वाली नहीं. उन्हें मुंह में भर आये पानी से ही अपनी प्यास बुझानी होगी. दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण, परन्तु सत्य.

Hey hey, I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
yeh saari Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun

नायिका पुनः दर्जनों पुरुषों में उसके प्रति जगी वासना पर प्रकाश डालती है. वो अपने आस-पास मंडराते छिछोरों को बताती है कि उनकी दाल नहीं गलने वाली. पर साथ ही यहाँ नायिका के व्यक्तित्व का एक और पक्ष उजागर होता है.सौंदर्य से जागृत अहंकार का पक्ष. वो अपनी सुन्दरता से इतनी प्रभावित है कि उसे किसी पुरुष की ज़रुरत नहीं. वो अपने अन्दर की स्त्री के लिए खुद
ही पुरुष बन जाना चाहती है. अब इसे अहंकार की पराकाष्ठा कहें या आत्म-प्रेम की मादकता!

what's my name
what's my name
what's my name
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

अब नायिका अपना परिचय देती है. अपना नाम बताती है. और नाम भी ऐसा जो बूढ़ी नसों के लिए वायाग्रा का काम करे. उनमें यौवन का झंझावात ला दे.नाम बताने के साथ वो यह भी बताती है कि वो बहुत ही ज़्यादा सेक्सी है.अपने मुंह मियाँ मिट्ठू. पर इस आत्म-प्रशंसा में भी अहंकार की सुगंध है.वो खुद को इतना ज़्यादा सेक्सी बताती है कि वो सबकी पहुँच से बाहर है.
एक ऐसे चन्द्रमा की तरह जिसकी चांदनी तो सबको उपलब्ध है, पर उस चाँद को छूकर उसे महसूस करना किसी के बस की नहीं. यहाँ यह सिद्ध होता है है कि नायिका सौंदर्य की साधक ही नहीं, बल्कि अहंकार से भरी चुड़ैल भी है.

Take it on
Take it on
Take it on
Take it on


अब नायिका सीधे शब्दों में चुनौती देती है. एक ऐसी चुनौती जो शायद मर्दों में शराब के बिना भी साहस ला दे.


Silly silly silly silly boys
O o o you're so silly
Mujhe bolo bolo karte hain
O o oHaan jab unki taraf dekhun,
baatein haule haule karte hain
Hai magar, beasar mujh par har paintra

अब नायिका उनका उपहास करती है. उन्हें मूर्ख कहकर पुकारती है. उन्हें ज़लील करती है. वो मर्द नायिका के बारे में गुप-चुप बातें कर सकते हैं,पर उसके सामने जुबां नहीं खोल पाते. वासना और कायरता का ये अद्भुत संगम है.

Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sober se re
Sookhey dil pe megapan ke
teri nazariya barse re
I know you want it
but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
SheelaSheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Na na na sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

यहाँ आखिरकार वासना से मदहोश मर्द कुछ बोलने की हिम्मत जुटाते हैं. वो धीमे स्वर में अपनी इच्छा ज़ाहिर करते हैं. वो बोलते हैं कि नायिका का फिसलता बदन उनके बंजर दिलों में प्रेम का अंकुर ला रहा है. मानो नायिका को उनकी असली इच्छा का पता ही नहीं. इसलिए वह उन्हें फिर से याद दिलाती है कि दिन में सपने देखना छोड़ दें.

यह ख़ूबसूरत गीत आज ही नहीं, सदियों से चला आ रही नर और नारी की मानसिकता को उजागर करता है. नारी हज़ारों घंटे श्रृंगार और व्यायाम में बिताकर इस लायक दिखती है कि मर्द उस पर गिद्ध जैसी नज़रें डालें. पर जब वो नज़रें डालते हैं तो नायिका उन्हें चूजा सिद्ध कर देती है. नर भी कम नहीं. वो नारी के शारीरिक आकर्षण के सामने आपा खो बैठते हैं. जब वासना शिखर पर
होती है तो साहस लुकाछिपी खेल रहा होता है. अब ऐसे में मिलन हो तो कैसे हो? इसी सवाल के साथ यह गीत श्रोताओं और दर्शकों के मन में एक कसक छोड़ जाता है.