Thursday, September 30, 2010

Rajinikanth @ The last laugh

As Rajinikanth’s latest film hits theatres, the actor’s super-human abilities are doing the rounds again.

  • Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
  • Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@
  • Rajinikanth can drown a fish
  • Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
  • Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
  • Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
  • Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
  • Rajinikanth can divide by zero
  • Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
  • Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
  • Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
  • When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
  • Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin

One response to “Rajinikanth @ The last laugh”

RajniKant Jokes said...

1)Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
2)Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
3)Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
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