Rajinikanth @ The last laugh

As Rajinikanth’s latest film hits theatres, the actor’s super-human abilities are doing the rounds again.

• Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
• Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@ rajinikanth.com
• Rajinikanth can drown a fish
• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
• Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
• Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
• Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
• Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
• Rajinikanth can divide by zero
• Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
• Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
• When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
• Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin