TEST - “There Is a Reason for Everything”

Our Father tests us often
With suffering and with sorrow;
He tests us not to punish us,
But to help us meet tomorrow.

For growing trees are strengthened
When they withstand the storm;
And the sharp cut of a chisel
Gives the marble grace and form....

So whenever we are troubled
And when everything goes wrong,
It is just God working in us
To make our spirits strong.

- The poet Helen Steiner Rice

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're going home (alone of course), After an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been rained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE..
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

I will say If everyone who gets this broadcast sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.

Killing English :)

1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

3. once Hindi teacher said...." I'm going out of the world to America.."

4. "..DON 'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this" Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLD ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. teacher to students:don 't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer

19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl.

:-D