We are all part of the One Spirit

"We are all part of the One Spirit. When you experience the true meaning of religion, which is to know God, you will realize that He is your Self, and that He exists equally and impartially in all beings."

–Paramahansa Yogananda 1893-1952

God Crossed our Paths for a Reason

Friend,
God crossed our paths for
a reason. I think He
knew how much we would
bring to one another
and how much we would have
in common.....I think
He knew that we would make
one another Smile.
and appreciate the little things
Together, and also be
there for one another during
those times when
life becomes too difficult to
bear alone

Through all the
ups and downs, you have
been a Wonderful
Friend to me.... There's no
doubt in my
mind that God brought
us together
for a reason, and I'm so Glad
He Did

Whenever You are Around, My World goes Upside Down..

You Got something,
Something about you Girl
My Heart Saw Some thing,
Whenever you r around,
my world goes upside Down..

Tenu Le Ke Jaana, Apne Naal..
Nahi Jeena, Bin Yaara..Inhe Saal..
Adhi Raat, Neend na aave..
Dil nu chain Tadpaave
Adhi Raat, Neend na aave..
Dil Nu Chain Tadpaave

Girl, My Senses..
Have they become bit Over Drained?
your Face..is buzzin Around
and girl when u r Around..
My world Upside Down..

Tenu LeKe Jaana, Apne Naal
Nahi Jeena, Hun Yaara..Inhe Saal..
Adhi Raat, Neend na aave..
Dil nu chain TadpaAave
Adhi Raat, Neend na Aaave..
Dil nu chain Tadpaave

Girl, Nahi Jaana..(Rhyme)
Girl Le Jaana.. (Rhyme)

Do you Want More? ,
I Know it's a bit too late,
But Girl, here's the Door,
I Think u shud go,
Cause i might loose control..

Tenu LeKe Jaana, Apne Naal
Nahi Jeena, Hun Yaara..Inhe Saal..
Adhi Raat, Neend na aave..
Dil nu chain TadpaAave
Adhi Raat, Neend na Aaave..
Dil nu chain Tadpaave

Tenu LeKe Jaana, Apne Naal
Nahi Jeena, Hun Yaara..Inhe Saal..
Tenu LeKe Jaana, Apne NaaaaAaal
Nahi Jeena, Hun Yaara..Inhe Saal..

Yun hasraton के दाग मोहब्बत mein dho liye Khud दिल से दिल के बात कहीं और ro liye

Yun hasraton के दाग मोहब्बत mein dho liye
Khud दिल से दिल के बात कहीं और ro liye

Yun hasraton के दाग

Murjha chukka है
फिर भी ये दिल फूल ही है करने के लिए
है की Haan फूल हाय
हम aapki khushi से kaaton mein इतना liye
Khud दिल से दिल के बात कहीं और ro liye
Yun hasraton के दाग

Hothon को सी chuke NE ये kaha (2) zamane करने के लिए
zamane NE ये kaha
तु chup सी क्यों lagi है aji कुछ boliye करने के लिए
Khud दिल से दिल के बात कहीं और ro liye
Yun hasraton के दाग

घर से chale वे हम को khushi की talaash mein
khushi की talaash mein
GAM राह mein khade वे wo ही साथ हो liye
Khud दिल से दिल के बात कहीं और ro liye
Yun hasraton के दाग

Munnabhai Programmer Bole To....

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa! !!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
tin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap...
appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola...
ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!
vikya ko pakdaa...
bola idhar aa shane tereko coding seekhataa hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!


samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa...
usme bhi itne bugs...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments. ..
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...
itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...


haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?fir kya...?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!
shaappak...
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooo

You'll Be The Prince And I'll Be The Princess

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo
You were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go

And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes, escape this town for a little while

Oh, oh, oh

'Cause you were Romeo,
I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go

And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town

And I said
Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and he pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, you'll pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh

We were both young when I first saw you

-Taylor Swift- Love story

Developer Nana Patekar's from Bollywood

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue:

Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...

Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...

Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???

Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne
waale.... Bata bata

Be thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something,
For it gives you the opportunity to learn."

Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
Because it means you've made a difference."

So, KEEP SMILING !!

मैं तो तैयार हूँ हर तूफान को तैर कर पार करने के लिए

Hi दिल मे मेरे, बसने वाला किसी दोस्त का प्यार चाहिए,
ना दुआ, ना खुदा, ना हाथों मे कोई तलवार चाहिए,
मुसीबत मे किसी एक प्यारे साथी का हाथों मे हाथ चाहिए,
कहूँ ना मै कुछ, समझ जाए वो सब कुछ, दिल मे उस के, अपने लिए ऐसे जज़्बात चाहिए,
उस दोस्त के चोट लगने पर हम भी दो आँसू बहाने का हक़ रखें, और हमारे उन आँसुओं को पोंछने वाला उसी का रूमाल चाहिए,
मैं तो तैयार हूँ हर तूफान को तैर कर पार करने के लिए, बस साहिल पर इन्तज़ार करता हुआ एक सच्चा दिलदार चाहिए,
उलझ सी जाती है ज़िन्दगी की किश्ती दुनिया की बीच मँझदार मे, इस भँवर से पार उतारने के लिए किसी के नाम की पतवार चाहिए,
अकेले कोई भी सफर काटना मुश्किल हो जाता है, मुझे भी इस लम्बे रास्ते पर एक अदद हमसफर चाहिए,
यूँ तो 'मित्र' का तमग़ा अपने नाम के साथ लगा कर घूमता हूँ, पर कोई, जो कहे सच्चे मन से अपना दोस्त, ऐसा एक दोस्त चाहिए

O Meri Maa its for you | Yu to me Batlata Nahi Par Teri Puja Karta Hoon Me Maa

"You filled my days with rainbow lights
fairytales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life to me,
And then in love, you set me free.
I thank you for your tender care,
for deep warm hugs and being there
I hope that when you think of me,
A part of you, you'll always see."

Jaago Re !! to LEAD India....

Two days to go....................

I publicly support "ADVANI For PM"

Please use your right this time.........

Please Vote on 7 May.............

And you may not believe it | I don’t want to waste your time.............

I don’t want to waste your time,
And tell you how I’m lonely,
But I can’t help to stop myself,
Because you are my one and only,
I’m trying to get close to you,
Don’t know what I can do it,
You may think I’m faking it up,
And you may not believe it..

This is the way to live LIFE

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Kush Rahe to Sda ye dua hai meri...